San Remo Hotel♡

Below Standard Hotel - Needs Urgent Renovation

2.0

Unfortunately, my stay at this hotel in Cyprus was a big disappointment. The condition of the room and bathroom was far below acceptable standards. The door was damaged, with peeling paint and visible cracks. The door frame looked worn out and showed signs of moisture damage. The bathroom fittings were heavily worn and covered with limescale and stains. The shower curtain was dirty and had visible mold, and the bathtub was clearly neglected. Overall, it felt like the bathroom was not properly cleaned or maintained. There were visible water stains and uneven patches on the ceiling, probably from previous leaks and poor repairs. This raised concerns about the building’s technical condition. In addition, the electrical sockets were placed very close to water, which felt unsafe. The room looked old and poorly maintained, and the overall cleanliness was unsatisfactory. The standard did not match the price or the description in the offer. On the positive side, the location was good and Cyprus itself is beautiful. However, the hotel urgently needs renovation and better hygiene standards. Unfortunately, I would not recommend this place and I do not plan to return.

It's very cheap

8.0

This is the cheapest hotel in Larnaca...people that review forget this. I paid £24 for 1 night for 1 person via a booking platform. You cannot check-in before 14:00 and the swimming pool is empty and under reconstruction. There is an elevator and the place was actually quite busy. The room has a balcony with two chairs and a new AC/Heat unit which I had maxed at 30 degrees, though unfortunately due to lack of insulation (glass sliding door to the balcony and a six inch gap under the bathroom door, the room was very cold. As expected there are no complimentary amenities in the bathroom aside from sink and shower soap. There was a vanity table, 1 bedside table, 1 refrigerator and a wardrobe with blanket and coathangars and a smart TV (though the remote was missing a battery so I didn't use it) The room was spacious enough and the bed was comfortable and the linen clean. Importantly, though the interior was aged and under renovation, everything in the room was clean including the linen and the WiFi worked well. For the price, how can one really complain? Upon check-out you'll also have to wait 5 minutes as they check the rooms. The location is very good and the staff were pleasant enough. For the price, 4/5 is absolutely fair.

Very poor reception service

2.0

I ask hotel two times for quite room and they promised but on the end I get room above bar where people was drinking and very loud behaved till 2 am and I had diving next day which require good sleep, when I pointed this to reception, they just say sorry, no much worth if you got all nights destroyed on your holiday. Also we ask for hair dryer in reception and they told us they not provide, even in hostel you can get it! Other night fire alarm because some one smoke in room! No apologies or explanation. Only one positive was bartender Janusz which make nice atmosphere and good drinks plus gave us a lots of good advice.

Disgusting vile place DO NOT GO

2.0

The most disgusting hotel I have ever been to. It was filthy, bed bugs dilapidated. This hotel is stuck in the 70’s and probably will stay there. Food was cold and unappealing to look at. While the staff were given other food which was much nicer and theirs was seen by many people staying here. Staff were rude and the girl in reception never even looked up from her phone. The stench from the hotel toilets was vile and made me feel sick just to walk past the top of the stairs to go into them. Saw young couple come in went to their room and back down within 2 mins and left they were disgusted. Do not stay here. I have an ongoing complaint 🤢

Hell hole

2.0

Please do not book this hotel. We booked through booking.com and I only read these review afterward. 3am flight in from Larnaca and only wanted to get our heads down for 1 night before moving on to Paphos knowing there was a 24 hour reception for the late flight. Bed literally on the floor, dirt and mould everywhere. Huge gaps in the floor on the balcony and lift made everything not just completely disgusting but so unsafe. Had broken sleep for 2 hours and left at 6am not even wanting to take a shower or brush my teeth in the hideous space they called a bathroom. There is also a hospital opposite where, what we thought were dementia patients, were screaming and wailing with their doors open all night. Wish I took photos but just wanted to be out of there without evidence of how completely horrific this stay was. At £60 I didn’t expect a lot but shame on anyone advertising and taking commission from this hell hole.

Avoid this Hotel!

2.0

Extremely disappointing stay. The room was dirty and had bedbugs. The toilet barely flushed, and the air conditioning worked only occasionally. Breakfast was soggy with very few options. The swimming pool had a plastic sheet at the bottom with bubbles underneath—very unhygienic and uninviting. Would not recommend.